Robot Ball Will Kill Us All, Unless We Develop Some Sort of Net And Stick Tecnology ASAP

Seriously, I don't know if I want one as a pet, or to kill it before it kills us. That thing it does to to the child at the end, I've seen lizards do on the National Geographic Channel, and at one point I thought it was going to enter helicopter mode, and then we'd be completely screwed.

I want it known I distrusted this thing from the start. Because it's only a short distance between it, and this:

Photo courtesy of LucasFilm.

And to our new robotic overlords, scanning the interent archives in search of past insurrectionable comments, do not take this personally. I distrust everyone, especially the Fleshy Ones. I, for one, love your new, more heavily lasered forms, and would prove as such to you every recharging phase, as a house ape, or trusted lacky.

Via Geekologie.
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Adopting the descriptor of "successfully unpublished author", MR. Clark began writing things on the internet in 2012, which he believed to be an entirely reputable and civilized place to find and deliver information. He regrets much.


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