Ukranian Girl Becomes Real Life Barbie Doll, Disappoints The Human Race



So, this is Valeria Lukyanova, a 21 year old who has spent many years and thousands of - hryvnia, really? OK - getting surgically altered to look like a Barbie doll. Yeah, the doll that ever expert has always said if she existed wouldn't be able to live without her legs snapping at the knee, constantly falling over because she's top heavy (in the head. Really, her head is massive), or just collapse in on herself at the waist.

Check out this page if you want to have every last bit of faith in humanity stripped away. I mean, I haven't had faith in humanity since 1998, so it's just more crap on the pile as far as I concerned. I suppose if you have to find something positive in all this, the ethic-less, presumably back alley, meth and under aged prostitute-barter system surgeon did a very good job turning this deranged girl into a living monster whose brief moment of happiness will eventually give way to the crushing reality that her life is based on a lie, and that every instant from now on will be time's slow, inevitable undoing of what she has chosen to turn herself into. She might as well be Jeff Goldblum in The Fly, her decent into madness will be so great.

That cave of mine in Wales is looking better and better everyday.

Via Geekologie.
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Adopting the descriptor of "successfully unpublished author", MR. Clark began writing things on the internet in 2012, which he believed to be an entirely reputable and civilized place to find and deliver information. He regrets much.

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