One Ring To Find Them All Under The Sofa After You Dig Through Your Lego Box For An Hour, And In The Darkness Bind Them

Everything about this game looks excellent, except one thing: Gollum looks like a lemur. Or a hairless squirrel. Or an albino monkey. Or a yeti cub. Or the late night manager of a freeway McDonalds. Or Ron Paul. Or Iggy Pop. Or the worst mascot ever for a Children's Hospital. Or Matt Frewer in Watchmen. Or...

Nope, I'm out.
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Adopting the descriptor of "successfully unpublished author", MR. Clark began writing things on the internet in 2012, which he believed to be an entirely reputable and civilized place to find and deliver information. He regrets much.


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