Just Lie Down And Die Hard Already, Will You?

Look, I'm as much a fan of the Die Hard series as the next person. And while I like both Kevin Smith, and Timothy Oliphant, I think we can all agree that Live Free and Die Hard wasn't the most necessary thing in the world. I didn't ask for it, and I'm content to forget about it.

But I think I'm going to be down right hostile towards Good Day To Die Hard. First, quoting Klingons in your title isn't clever, it's desperate. Second, I really didn't ask for this fifth Die Hard, and no one I've talked to did either. Third, this teaser trailer does nothing to suggest that it's the same as the last film: a constant ratcheting up of the action, to increasingly unbelievable levels.

You want to make these movies, Willis, that's fine. Just call the character Jack McClaren, and stop beating this increasingly dead horse.
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Adopting the descriptor of "successfully unpublished author", MR. Clark began writing things on the internet in 2012, which he believed to be an entirely reputable and civilized place to find and deliver information. He regrets much.


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