Ron Swanson Wants You To Grow A Moustache

November is almost here, and with it comes the prostate cancer awareness campaign Movember, in which men across the world are encouraged to grow a moustache. And who better to act as spokesperson for such an honourable plight then the modern incarnation of the Saint of Facial Hair, Nick Offerman.

As someone who sports much of a moustache, I've always been hesitant to shave it off and start from fresh. Little did I know the trick was eating a raw onion. So... I'm still not going to do it. But I will support Movember by continuing to wear my own soup strainer.

Via Uproxx.
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About MR. Clark

Adopting the descriptor of "successfully unpublished author", MR. Clark began writing things on the internet in 2012, which he believed to be an entirely reputable and civilized place to find and deliver information. He regrets much.


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