Ron Swanson Would Like A Word With You On A Subject Very Dear To His Heart

It's about time someone set the record straight about this so called 'bacon shortage' everyone is going on about. And like all things in life, that someone is Ron Swanson.

It is also the single greatest "The More You Know" ad NBC has ever done. Just remember: bacon, like sizable supplies of ground chuck, if kept in a desk, will begin to smell in time. Refrigerate appropriately.

Hit the jump to hear Nick Offerman, on David Letterman, sing a song he wrote for his wife, about how much he would like to have the sex with her.

Via Uproxx, and again.
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About MR. Clark

Adopting the descriptor of "successfully unpublished author", MR. Clark began writing things on the internet in 2012, which he believed to be an entirely reputable and civilized place to find and deliver information. He regrets much.


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