What Is Going On

Here is Gary Busey - stay with me now - explaining Hobbits. Badly. And poorly. Hell, he's not even describing Hobbits. He's certainly describing something, and I'm sure he was aware of what it was, but it resembles in no way anything in this world, real or fictional. A cross between dwarves and pest control, best I can figure. To me the more puzzling thing is the tablet on the ground he keeps looking at to crib notes off of. What was he reading exactly? Had he prepared this lunacy beforehand, or was he reading the Hobbit entry from Uncyclopedia?

More likely, it was a recipe for lentil soup.

Via The Mary Sue.
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Adopting the descriptor of "successfully unpublished author", MR. Clark began writing things on the internet in 2012, which he believed to be an entirely reputable and civilized place to find and deliver information. He regrets much.


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