Best Brick Nominees

Have you seen all nine best picture nominees for this years Oscars? Would you be more likely to see them if they were Lego? Would seeing the movie posters in Lego help convince you? Why are being so disdainful towards this concept? Well, dammit, can't you just go with things sometimes? It just seems like you're being purposefully dismissive. I didn't say you were, I said it seemed that way. Well shit, I don't know, maybe to provoke a reaction! Like the other night, at Bob and Cheryl's, you didn't have to say the casserole was dry, you could have just let things be. But nooooo, you always have to make things into a performance. I don't care if it was dry, that is not my point! Sometimes other people's opinions are valid too! Like the wall paper. I hate that wallpaper, but you never even asked what I thought. And it looks like a baby puked in it's own diarrhea. There, I said it. I said it, and I'm happy I said it. Are you? Are you happy? Is this... what makes you happy?

I am sobbing with happiness right now, aren't you?

Hit the jump for the rest of the poster, which includes a very Ron Swanson-looking Joaquin Phoenix.

Gravity, like the movie itself, is still the best of the bunch.

Via Uproxx.
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Adopting the descriptor of "successfully unpublished author", MR. Clark began writing things on the internet in 2012, which he believed to be an entirely reputable and civilized place to find and deliver information. He regrets much.


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