Puny Seasonal Mascot

Remember kids, when sitting on Santa's lap, always check to make certain that he's a kindly old elf and not a genocidal purple monster from beyond the moon's of Jupiter. You're more likely to get gifts from the former, and your own spleen wrapping in spinal fluid from the latter. Thanos has no time for your festival frivolity.

Via The Mary Sue.
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About MR. Clark

Adopting the descriptor of "successfully unpublished author", MR. Clark began writing things on the internet in 2012, which he believed to be an entirely reputable and civilized place to find and deliver information. He regrets much.


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