Yule Your Own Log

You know that weird Yule Log channel that appears on most cable packages around this time of year? That one that is literally nothing but a burning log for hours and hours without end? Maybe you'll get lucky and get one where, every seventy minutes or so the hand of god appears and stokes the flames slightly by nudging the log. Anyway, I have mixed feelings about that log. It is excesively pointless, and really only encourages people to waste energy by having their TV's on and then purposefully ignore them. On the other hand, the Swiss Chalet Chicken Channel was delicious looking.

But any sense of stupidity has been drained from the concept as Nick Offerman has stepped in and improved the concept considerably. Nick Offerman's Yule Log features that same burning, toasty fire, beside which sits a magnificently bearded Offerman savoring a glass of whisky and lightly dozing. And it goes on like that for an uninterrupted 45 minutes. So this holiday season, throw this video on repeat, and add a touch of unending class to the festivities.

It's certainly a better use of your time then watching the new Batman ♥ Superman: Tale As Old As Time trailer.

Via Uproxx.
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Adopting the descriptor of "successfully unpublished author", MR. Clark began writing things on the internet in 2012, which he believed to be an entirely reputable and civilized place to find and deliver information. He regrets much.


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